screwballninja

Anonymous asked:

What do you think are the favourite books of each OUAT character?

screwballninja answered:

Okay— but remember, you asked for it!

  • Cora: Your Many Faces: The First Step to Being Loved
  • Regina: How To Win Friends and Influence People
  • Zelena: Maybe He’s Just Not Into You
  • Snow: No-one’s The Bitch: A Ten-step Plan for the Mother and Stepmother Relationship
  • Charming: Turning Confusion into Clarity: A Guide to the Foundation Practices of Tibetan Buddhism
  • Hook: The Art of Wooing: A Guide to Love and Romance
  • Emma: Monkey: A Journey to the West
  • Neal: Berenstein Bears and the Papa’s Day Surprise
  • Belle: Have You Hugged a Monster Today?: How to Win Friends and Lose Fiends
  • Rumple: Dealing with People You Can’t Stand: How to Bring Out the Best of People at their Worst
  • Pan: How to Stay Young All Your Life
  • Henry: The Memory Book: The Classic Guide to Improving your Memory at Work, at School, and at Play
  • Dr. Whale: The Pick-up Artist: The New and Improved Art of Seduction
  • Ruby: Never Cry Wolf
  • Granny: Ancient Wisdom, Modern Kitchen
  • Mulan: The Complete Poems of Sappho
  • Ariel: A Collector’s Guide to Antique Cutlery, Third Edition
  • Archie: What Therapists Don’t Talk About and Why: Understanding Taboos that Hurt Us and Our Clients
  • King George: Convicting the Innocent: Where Criminal Prosecutions Go Wrong
  • Gepetto: The Complete Manual of Woodworking
  • Pinocchio 2.0: How to Resist Temptation
  • Jefferson: 20,000 Secrets of Tea: The Most Effective Ways to Benefit from Nature’s Healing Herbs
  • Tinkerbell: Matchmaking from Fun to Profit
  • Blue Fairy: Drug Lord: A True Story
sherlocks-lullaby

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

samiferist

For an instant the tip of her forefinger touched Dr. Lecter’s. The touch crackled in his eyes.
"Thank you, Clarice."
"Thank you, Dr. Lecter."
And that is how he remained in Starling’s mind. Caught in the instant when he did not mock. Standing in his white cell, arched like a dancer, his hands clasped in front of him and his head slightly to the side.

inspiration: x